Do you like kittens? Then do we have the server for you! Except for the fact that we have kookies instead of kittens, but they’re basically the same thing, except for the fur and all… BUT THAT’S NOT IMPORTANT.
What is important is that there are cookies involved. AND YOU WILL GET ONE...PROBABLY. So get on now before we hunt you down and force you to.
Of course we also have a bunch of minigames and other fun things to waste your life on if you hate kookies for some odd reason (wel aren't you a strange one), but those aren’t even close to as interesting are they? We’re sure you don’t want to hear about them!
Of course you probably are already on the server after reading about our highly enticing incentive. I mean come on, it’s kookies. You CANNOT say no to them. Hurry along now, they’re calling your name.
There's a creative plot on the server right now which is extremely lonely because you won't get on. You don't want that do you? I'm sure you don't!
Once you get on you’ll never want to leave.